‘Steppin’ out’ songs

Turns out that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, pictured, was taking a hike on his marriage, not the Appalachian Trail. We already have been bombarded with entirely too much information about this tawdry affair (has anyone ever had a non-tawdry affair?), but this much is clear: The dalliance has a ready-made theme song. Which would, of course, be "Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina." Which got us to thinking about suitable tunes for the countless other extramarital dalliances by politicians and other celebrities: • Sen. Larry Craig with an undercover cop: "Smokin’ in the Boys’ Room" • Eliot (Client No. 9) Spitzer, with prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupre: "Love…

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